Tuesday, 9 April 2013

Drabblerotic - H is for Horn

This post contains adult themes.
Fantasy Boys XXX is joining in the The Blogging From A to Z April Challenge with Drabblerotic

where will be posting a drabble* every weekday and Saturday in April brought to you by the letters A-Z, although this isn't Sesame Street, so expect a little adult spice in our alphabet soup. ;)

*'So, what is a drabble anyway?' we hear some of you ask. And the answer is, a drabble is a piece of prose of (exactly) 100 words. 

So, without further ado, onto today's drabble...



H is for Horn
This one's really quite innocent and sweet, but then, when you find out what the horn is attached to you'll understand ;). I hope it makes you smile.

Pet the Horn

by Tasha D-Drake

"So, how old are you really?"

Paul was not expecting the question and totally failed to give a good lie. He had hoped his luck was finally in when the gorgeous guy he'd met in line for the magical theme park hadn't just brushed him off.

"Why?" He tried to act innocent.

"That was a unicorn; it let you pet its horn."

He mentally cursed magical beasts as he realised what he had just given away.

"Seventeen," he admitted in a mournful tone.

"Call me in a couple of years," his new friend said and kissed him on the cheek.

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  1. You're 17, horny, and what to get laid. You've just petted a unicorn, outing the fact that you're a virgin. What do you do?

    Lie damn it! Say it was a unicorn with a 'nasty' sense of humor out to spoil your night because of a grudge. Then pull your new friend behind a tent and curl his toes until he has to cure your unicorn affliction. *sighs*

  2. *coughs* I liked this. *grins*

  3. Poor Paul, he suffered an acute attack of Unicorn! You can't trust them, not a one ;)