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So, without further ado, onto today's drabble...
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WARNING: THE FOLLOWING WORK OF FICTION MAY CONTAIN ADULT THEMES AND LANGUAGE.
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WARNING: THE FOLLOWING WORK OF FICTION MAY CONTAIN ADULT THEMES AND LANGUAGE.
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Z is for Zoo
Imagine a dragon with a stomach upset, that's what I did :). Not the sexiest image is it, but then add two hot men, a shower and a few hints and it's much better.
Not All Crap
by Tasha D-Drake
"You're covered in shit."
Being a keeper in a magical zoo had its problems.
"Delilah isn't feeling well," he said and headed towards the staff shower.
Delilah was a six ton dragon.
Steve didn't bother taking his clothes off; he pulled off his boots, stepped into the shower and hit on. There was no saving the outfit anyway. It took ten minutes and half a bucket of shampoo to get dragon crap out of his hair. As he climbed out, Jez handed him a towel and then stared.
"Like what you see?" he joked.
"Hell yes," was the surprising reply.
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Why can I hear a 'No Deliah, point the other way. Eek.'?
ReplyDeleteDragon poop eat off clothes or does a wetted down uniform cling in all the improper places. *grins* Personally from experience I'd have peeled off the clothes pre-showering. Small children and dragons can't be that dis-similar.