Saturday 6 April 2013

Drabblerotic - F is for Flowers

This post contains adult themes.
Fantasy Boys XXX is joining in the The Blogging From A to Z April Challenge with Drabblerotic



where will be posting a drabble* every weekday and Saturday in April brought to you by the letters A-Z, although this isn't Sesame Street, so expect a little adult spice in our alphabet soup. ;)

*'So, what is a drabble anyway?' we hear some of you ask. And the answer is, a drabble is a piece of prose of (exactly) 100 words. 

So, without further ado, onto today's drabble...

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WARNING: THE FOLLOWING WORK OF FICTION MAY CONTAIN ADULT THEMES AND LANGUAGE.


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F is for Flowers
So what's the first thing that comes to mind with a prompt like flowers? Sex pollen of course ... well it is if you've been in fanfiction fandom for any length of time. Sex pollen in 100 words is quite hard, but well worth the effort.

The Smell of Flowers

by Tasha D-Drake


No one had ever successfully invaded Steglund, but Karl's father had ordered him to try, so he had no choice. The rumours about what happened to armies that penetrated Steglund's borders were downright nasty.

However, they marched straight into the flower fields without so much as seeing a peasant with a rock.

The first sign something was not right was when two of his men threw down their pikes, shucked off their armour and began to kiss. Before he could do anything, however, Karl caught an exotic scent and he smiled. He'd never realised how attractive his archers were before.


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3 comments:

  1. Who needs walled fortifications when you just let the flowers do the work. Herbicide needless to say is needed in the arsenal.

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    1. That's why they spread the rumours about nasty things because then who would believe that flowers were the real danger ;)

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  2. The flight of your immagination has taken you to flower fields. Wildflowers inspire so much more than this.

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